My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
The Bad Plus (9) Barenaked Ladies (6) Daisy May (4) Andy M. Stewart & Manus Lunny (3) Alison Krauss & Union Station (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
You don’t want to touch that teapot. It’s really hot, and would probably burn...– ~Greatest Waiter Ever (via awesomesquared)
My dad has his own special (sqecial) language.
Dad: Yeah I need to go to Specials,
Me: You mean Sqecials?
Dad: Yeah, Specials. Special Media
Me: Sqecial Media?
Dad: Yeah that's what I'm saying. Specials Media.
Dad: I have trouble telling the difference between Paninis and Puffinis
Me: You mean Puccinis and Panera?
Dad: Yeah I get them confused.
Dad: You like Dingos, don't you? That pizza place?
Dad: Yeah, that place.
Dad: It's so flustrating.
Dad: That's how you say it?
MORE TO COME
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Demi Lovato (12) Barenaked Ladies (10) Wizards of Waverly Place (1) Shakira (1) Hot Chip (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
i don’t know what to post here but i want to unlock me some bling. :-“
Because I simply can't keep good DVD prices to...
palahniukandchocolate: Band of Brothers is currently $29.99 at Target. It’s normally $79.99. That’s crazy as hell. A ton of TV show DVDs are on sale at Walmart. I saw the first three seasons of Supernatural for $14.96 each. My jaw literally dropped. I’ve never seen them anywhere for less than $45. ]]>
dreams: crushed. so I look to the future...
originalist: Katie: so jake gyllenhaal is officially single… Katie: why i think that i have found my next target! Katie: hahahaha Katie: think he will be in lex sometime soon? Amy: haha Amy: maybe… Amy: i should have gone after him when i was in pittsburgh Amy: darrrrrrrrrn Katie: see! Amy: i did find out where the costumes were done and stored Katie: you could have had...
I confess that in 2009, I have....
( ) stayed single for the whole year (x) made out in/on a car ( ) kissed in the snow (x) celebrated Halloween (x) kissed in the rain ( ) had your heart broken (?) broke someone else’s heart (x) had a stalker ( ) went over the minutes on your cell phone (x) had a good relationship with someone (x) someone questioned your sexual orientation ( ) gotten pregnant ( ) had an abortion (x)...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
Lady GaGa (5) Coldplay (3) Red Hot Chili Peppers (2) Rise Against (2) Britney Spears (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
You're not your job. You're not how much money you...
norais: (via flickflickflicker) lol jk, you’re a slave to the machine. ———— s-sorry, i just couldn’t resist.
so that's settled then.
Amy: but, uh, you could lose your integrity!
S~: pffft what integrity
Amy: lol true
Amy: I MEAN
you know how sometimes there's a person
and you know you shouldn’t link them to anything because that just opens up a whole host of history that you don’t want to deal with but that one thing you just saw is SO THEM and they would appreciate it SO MUCH so you’re like, “okay just this once and then never again for the rest of the month/year/whatever” but then as soon as you do it you see something else even...
(more like slaughter the english language)
Saskia: i just got it
Saskia: uconn huskies
Saskia: yukon huskies
￼Amy: ...oh god. they're clever.
Saskia: I KNOW
￼Amy: whatever, our wildcat slaughter that huskie
Saskia: oh yeah
Amy: slaughtered, too
Saskia: it slaughter
Amy: hell yes
Saskia: PRESENT TENSE BABY
Amy: WE LIVIN IN THE NOW
Saskia: heeeeellz yeah
this here's basketball country
S~: iiiiiii touched john wall's hand
S~: please don't hate me
Amy: HELLO DON'T WASH YOURSELF
S~: I DON'T PLAN ON IT.
S~: I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE HANDS OF GOD
S~: on the bball court
S~: it was very brief
S~: just like the tip of fingers
S~: i almost DIED
Amy: how did this happen
S~: we changed seats to some really close to the court at the half
S~: and it was like
S~: right over where the bball players entered/exited
S~: and when they were leaving everyone was like, reaching down to touch them :|
S~: like lepers and jesus
Amy: D: D: D:
S~: i was one of the lepers
S~: jesus touched me.
Amy: i love you so much right now
S~: really freaking need to get a new allusion going on here
i would like to share that i just noticed that i...
also, i’m in new york right now. represent!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
The Hush Sound (40) Fiona Apple (25) Eminem (10) Pixie Lott (8) Placebo (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
originalist: dulosis: originalist: third street stuff and coffee writing while noming on a curry chicken salad sandwich? it can’t get any better than that. THANKS AMY NOW I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING FOR LUNCH TOMORROW. D: WILL YOU SEND ME A SANDWICH PLEASE yes but it will likely be rotten by the time you get it.
GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GET YOU PREGNANT GIRL YOU...
no, i don’t listen to embarrassing/scary music at all, why do you ask?
i can dress myself!
scene: I am putting a brown-striped sweater on and wearing green plaid pajama pants so that I can go turn in a term paper without freezing to death.
Genae: Wow, you're. Really good at matching today?
Me: I am a TREE. an UPSIDE-DOWN TREE. My trunk is on top - which is FUNNY because I'm wearing the brown on what some people call the trunk of their body! Also, if I were to stand on my head right now my hair could be my roots... omg and that's funny too because hair HAS roots!
Me, pulling on black sweatpants: I'm just going to pull these on over top of my pajama bottoms because I am too lazy to change and I don't want to get cold.
Genae: Does this mean that you're no longer a tree?
Me: NOT AT ALL. I am now a DEAD TREE with FUNGUS and DEAD FALLEN LEAVES.
Me, putting on a black jacket: I AM NOW A NINJA YAAAHHHH.
And I then pull the hood over my face and run out of the room to go turn shit in.
Finals are making me go crazy.
Dear Gossip Girl:
hellojewlie: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You are a less witty, east coast version of The OC. Your humor will never be smart, Dan Humphrey will never be as adorable as Seth Cohen and your soundtrack will never have that cool indie hip vibe like I know you think it does. Stop taking plots from episodes of The OC and translating them into “new” plots. I mean really. First you...