MMSK memories? more like ** memories...
awesomesquared: Yeah… My memories of Key Largo are basically of **. There was the time Selfie told me i was female version of him… The time he told me i had changed from elementary school in a good way, and i was like SCORE! he likes me… The time he was talking about how retarded it was to shave toes… Oh. And how he always wanted to talk to AMC more than me, so i wanted to KILL her. ~Me WHO...
Quiz: Do you have any experience with martial or boxing arts?
Ted: I know fencing?
Britt: I don't know if that counts...
Ted: Well, if I woke up in bed with a raptor and a foil and was like, oh my god what did I do last night...
first meetings can be so awkward
Aaron: I'm really happy! I got some business (I'm an entrepreneur).
S~: Sorry, I don't mean to, I mean, this is a really offensive question, but. Are you a whore?
An Old-Fashioned Unicorn's Guide to Courtship →
short story by brilliant author Sarah Rees-Brennan. contains: glorified math; unicorns; quests
SO ADORABLE OMG. →