May 2008
bah. humbug. if roger daltrey was less pretty and...
S~: Hey mom, in three words, how would you describe the typical Who audience?
Mom: Hard rock stoners.
S~: Mmmm. Thanks.
Mom: NOT THAT I WAS ONE OF THEM
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sometimes it takes me a little while to catch on.
W (2147): Your day. Discuss.
S~ (2148): my day?
S~ (2149): OH.
S~ (2149): right, I had one of those
(the 'ha's are not laughter. the 'ha's are...
S~: I was saying that most of my debts to you were canceled with that Mexican food a week ago... and that ha! ha! ha! ha! James rhymes with Lame(s)!! Ha! ha!
James: YEAH, WELL SASKIA RHYMES WITH... GASKIA.
because that's what really matters
Scooter: Mr Holloway... next week, class field trip to see Prince Caspian?
Mr Holloway: I don't much care for the Chronicles of Narnia
S~: But, Mr Holloway, Prince Caspian is REALLY HOT!
Ms Dewees: Why'd he buy a HEARSE?
Drew: He thought it looked tight as hell
Ms Dewees: Drew... watch what you say...
Drew: Well, it's appropriate for a hearse!
Mom: Isn't that a lot like masturbating?
Portia: What?
Mom: Texting yourself.
“I wish he didn’t die. He was pretty.”
– My sister, on the character Jason in bare.
“It’s impossible for anyone to be handsome when they’re still dressed...”
– Me, on my cousin A and how my sister intends on making him a ‘normal functioning human being’ the over the course of the next few times she sees him (Mom was all, “what if he’s changed now?” and dad was all, “what if he’s HANDSOME now?” and we were... 