Ben: We are family, my brothers and my sisters and me / we are fucking in a tree, my brothers and my sisters and me.
Me: That's, uh. That's quite an interesting family you've got there, Ben.
Ben: Yeah, they're from Kentucky.
Me: ...
Ben: I love you, Saskia!
Sep 24th
in the restroom at dinner. I. have no...
Random Lady: Dang, girl, your hair is LONG. You ever cut it?
Me: Nope, not really!
Random Lady: If you ever get into a fight you know what they'll go for.
Me: hahaha, yeah, my hair.
Random Lady: Sorry, but it's true.
Me: No I totally know. Good job my hair is made out of STEEL and KNIVES.
Sep 5th