toothbrush hair~

Dave: What is it!? A spider!? Is something burning!? Is it on me!? I don't see it! Is it invisible!? Are invisible spiders crawling on me and burning!?
Thu Jul 3
Sat Jun 28
in which there is My Adorable Cousin and dutchness, amongst other things.
Tue Jun 10
Mon Jun 9

9am cartooning art class. I'd like to see Moscow with one of these. Speaking of Moscow, there's a portrait of a sheep that looks like him in the classroom :|

  • Instructor: They could have any number of things... a bib, a big nose, a mohawk...
  • 10yrold boy: AND AN AFRO!
  • Instructor: I don't think you could have a mohawk and an afro at the same time...
  • 10yrold girl: Sure you could! It's called a mofro!
Sat Jun 7
Fri Jun 6
They didn’t even have fire BC, did they? Dad. I don’t think he was serious…
Sat May 24
I Will Derive
Mon May 19

bah. humbug. if roger daltrey was less pretty and if the band was less amazing, i'd probably take a like, four-month break in the listening of their music.

  • S~: Hey mom, in three words, how would you describe the typical Who audience?
  • Mom: Hard rock stoners.
  • S~: Mmmm. Thanks.
  • Mom: NOT THAT I WAS ONE OF THEM
Sat May 17

sometimes it takes me a little while to catch on.

  • W (2147): Your day. Discuss.
  • S~ (2148): my day?
  • S~ (2149): OH.
  • S~ (2149): right, I had one of those
Wed May 14

(the 'ha's are not laughter. the 'ha's are phonetic.)

  • S~: I was saying that most of my debts to you were canceled with that Mexican food a week ago... and that ha! ha! ha! ha! James rhymes with Lame(s)!! Ha! ha!
  • James: YEAH, WELL SASKIA RHYMES WITH... GASKIA.

because that's what really matters

  • Scooter: Mr Holloway... next week, class field trip to see Prince Caspian?
  • Mr Holloway: I don't much care for the Chronicles of Narnia
  • S~: But, Mr Holloway, Prince Caspian is REALLY HOT!
Tue May 13
  • Ms Dewees: Why'd he buy a HEARSE?
  • Drew: He thought it looked tight as hell
  • Ms Dewees: Drew... watch what you say...
  • Drew: Well, it's appropriate for a hearse!
Mon May 12
  • Mom: Isn't that a lot like masturbating?
  • Portia: What?
  • Mom: Texting yourself.