toothbrush hair~

Dave: What is it!? A spider!? Is something burning!? Is it on me!? I don't see it! Is it invisible!? Are invisible spiders crawling on me and burning!?
Thu Jul 3
gmail: "Plan a summer reading list!"
everything’s going to be all right, though.
Sat Jun 28
in which there is My Adorable Cousin and dutchness, amongst other things.
Tue Jun 10
this is for you, j :|
Mon Jun 9

9am cartooning art class. I'd like to see Moscow with one of these. Speaking of Moscow, there's a portrait of a sheep that looks like him in the classroom :|

  • Instructor: They could have any number of things... a bib, a big nose, a mohawk...
  • 10yrold boy: AND AN AFRO!
  • Instructor: I don't think you could have a mohawk and an afro at the same time...
  • 10yrold girl: Sure you could! It's called a mofro!
Sat Jun 7
Gmail ads would like to remind me that the Wings won the Stanley Cup *\o/* :) :) :)
Fri Jun 6
“ They didn’t even have fire BC, did they? Dad. I don’t think he was serious…
Sat May 24
I Will Derive
Mon May 19

bah. humbug. if roger daltrey was less pretty and if the band was less amazing, i'd probably take a like, four-month break in the listening of their music.

  • S~: Hey mom, in three words, how would you describe the typical Who audience?
  • Mom: Hard rock stoners.
  • S~: Mmmm. Thanks.
  • Mom: NOT THAT I WAS ONE OF THEM
Sat May 17

sometimes it takes me a little while to catch on.

  • W (2147): Your day. Discuss.
  • S~ (2148): my day?
  • S~ (2149): OH.
  • S~ (2149): right, I had one of those
Wed May 14

(the 'ha's are not laughter. the 'ha's are phonetic.)

  • S~: I was saying that most of my debts to you were canceled with that Mexican food a week ago... and that ha! ha! ha! ha! James rhymes with Lame(s)!! Ha! ha!
  • James: YEAH, WELL SASKIA RHYMES WITH... GASKIA.

because that's what really matters

  • Scooter: Mr Holloway... next week, class field trip to see Prince Caspian?
  • Mr Holloway: I don't much care for the Chronicles of Narnia
  • S~: But, Mr Holloway, Prince Caspian is REALLY HOT!
Tue May 13
  • Ms Dewees: Why'd he buy a HEARSE?
  • Drew: He thought it looked tight as hell
  • Ms Dewees: Drew... watch what you say...
  • Drew: Well, it's appropriate for a hearse!
Mon May 12
  • Mom: Isn't that a lot like masturbating?
  • Portia: What?
  • Mom: Texting yourself.