Jul 31, 2014
@ 11:00 AM

"They’re like, 12"  - The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

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Jul 31, 2014
@ 8:00 AM

ghost caught oN TAPE


ghost caught oN TAPE

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Jul 31, 2014
@ 12:14 AM
*young volcanoes by fall out boy plays in the background*


♥ 2 notes — tagged as: #aclassicdisaster #however i am an old volcano #and i have also never listened to that song

Jul 31, 2014
@ 12:05 AM
Anonymous: "how old are you?"

probably older than mt vesuvius, but slightly younger than earlier incarnations of the yellowstone caldera. 

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Jul 31, 2014
@ 12:00 AM

i hope that all of u come visit me in my nursing home when u are the sprightly young age of childhood and i am grizzled and aged

— tagged as: #i do not have far 2 go

Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:59 PM

idreamofhim replied to your post: all of u guys are so very young and i …

i have been lying to you i am a tall 4 year old with an impressive vocabulary

kelsey i have MET u and i must admit that as a former elementary school teacher and babysitter extraordinaire i guessed this about u about .02 seconds in2 handing u ur bday card

— tagged as: #idreamofhim #i cant wait till u meet samuel who is still playing w the entrails of ur card

Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:56 PM

all of u guys are so very young and i am so very very old goodnight

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Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:44 PM

i love sonkadee more than i love popcorn probably

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Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:41 PM


art buddies are sO IMPORTANT

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Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:29 PM
nestingstars: "LOUIS is a hedgehog we fight at dawn"


♥ 2 notes — tagged as: #maybe a hedgehog adopted by hares and raise by hares with a hare personality #if u all dont hear from me again its bc carla could probably absolutely take me in a fight #nestingstars

Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:25 PM

anniallation replied to your post: anniallation said:make a post abt…


[loud farting noise]

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Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:19 PM
anniallation: "make a post abt how much you love me"

sonja probably smells like the poop samuel left in his play cube instead of the litter box yesterday and i love him just as much as that

♥ 1 note — tagged as: #jesse said to just post 'sonja is a nerd' but i chose 2 branch out #it does smell better than the rotting potatoes i found in my pantry tho #anniallation

Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:11 PM



  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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Jul 30, 2014
@ 11:07 PM


after thinking really long and hard about it i’ve decided that zayn is most likely a wildcat of the gingivere line

: #to catch u up harry is a mole louis is a hare niall is a hedgehog and liam is probably an otter #though he does show badger tendencies #redwall direction#underwaternow #(i know u don’t know the series/species but you were entertaining my flights of fancy so i’m tagging you anyways :) :) :) ) #none of them are squirrels i just can’t see any of them as squirrels #or mice when it comes down to it #i still maintain that they could all be shrews though #this is why i shouldn’t be allowed to look up dialects on wikipedia it turns into creating redwall direction #aus tho

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Jul 30, 2014
@ 9:17 PM

i would like 2 thank the multitude of ppl who appropriately tagged me in the Sunshine post and also the other multitude of ppl who have posted their tumblr crushes today with me in them

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