i can remember hearing maybe 2% of the music that’s come on shuffle today before
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
#i hope they write a remix of my bloody valentine called my puppy valentine#all about how zayn only accepts valentine’s gifts in the form of puppies and puppy related paraphernalia#with lyrical gems like ‘i don’t know puppy from cat all i know is i love zayn tonight’
steph u r the biggest treasure in the universe i hope u know that
SHIT HOW COULD I SO BLATANTLY MISS THE OBVIOUS
pairings: well dicks is not actually swearing in america its a big sports superstore and dick is also the name of many many men
I LOVE YOU MORE i should’ve known you’d have a story like this. ALSO i should watch ppp again. ALSO ALSO now i’m thinking of some of the more ridiculous 1d tweets as easy summaries. fandom: ask me if i give a motherfuck ?!
FUCK. FUCK GOD. GOD JESUS FUCK. YES.
also you missed the time i live-snapped wizards of waverly place: stone of dreams justin x alex moments to molly but i feel like if (when) i watch ppp (this week) (it’s gonna happen) i’m gonna have to keep u updated on all the carter x rosie moments aka the entire fuckin movie
summary (lmao for junior/senior summer, nick pov, or fall semester junior year, nix pov): 1. im not pregnant 2. im not married
or the tweet abt ‘im only 17 i love green beans’ for the first joe/demi outtake
my first thought when you said “juslena” was justin RUSSO/selena gomez and now that’s what i need. do you think justin ever said he found selena gomez attractive and alex got mad and she couldn’t figure out why???
samantha, let me tell you a thing. 1
im not pregnant. 2 i love you. 2. once upon a time i started to write a princess protection program/wizards of waverly place fic for the apocalypse big bang about four years ago and the INTENTION was for carter mason to meet alex russo and immediately hate her (mutually) bc rosie got a crush on alex and justin got a crush on carter and both carter and alex were inexplicably uncomfortable with the situation
i’ve had my entire itunes library playing quietly in the background today and usually i just listen to specific playlists with music i’m actively into at any given point and let me tell u. my collection is vast and alarming.
you ever get to that point where you’re like
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish