Office Depot has a deal on 4 packs of 250 Full-Color Raised Print business bards. To take advantage of the deal, apply this code: 71968582 then this code: 16400993. The whole thing should come out to $3, shipped.
I believe these codes are only good today, but I could be wrong.
If you make a thousand cards that just say “You’re awesome.” and randomly hand them all out to people on the street, I will send you a signed original polaroid.
Not kidding. You’ll need to figure out some sort of way of providing me with proof…but I’m totally serious.
I just ordered a thousand business cards that look like this to pass out in front of my school’s dining hall.
Time to Pretend (Piano Cover) - MGMT
I can’t stop listening to this.
“Does Allison not know how to pick her own nose?”
— Ben, on our resident lesbian’s proclivities
- Genae: Where do you get your personality from?
- S~: the internet.
best ljsecret i’ve seen in weeks (tho granted i haven’t looked at any of them in weeks, either)
- S~ (reading from TFLN): (570): I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
- Allison: wow, people are having rough days.
Why do humans kiss? To share our germs.
Boy: [*posts link to article*]
It doesn’t matter how many times you got the cootie shot on the playground; when you kiss another person, you’re going mouth-to-mouth with their germs. And according to researchers, those kissing germs are extremely important to human reproduction.
Researchers at the University of Leeds report that kissing plays an important role in human reproduction. It’s not just that kissing can eventually lead to the reproductive act; it’s the germs that come with that comes with swapping spit. Perhaps most importantly, when a man kisses a female partner, he passes a small amount of his cytomegalovirus to her. If the cytomegalovirus is introduced into a woman’s system during pregnancy, it can damage or even potentially kill the fetus. But, if a woman kisses the same partner repeatedly, she eventually develops an immunity to his particular cytomegalovirus, decreasing the chances of infection during pregnancy. The study authors say that six months of kissing should yield optimum immunity.
It’s just as well, then, that the whole cootie shot thing was a sham.
Me: That sounds so unsexy, but you can pass your cytomegalovirus to me anytime. ;)
Boy: Oh, I’ll make sure you’ve built a cytomegalovirus immunity.
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